There is this scenario that plays out in my mind.
I am walking through the grocery store when I run into Rob Patterson. After much ignoring on my part, he approaches me and says, "Don't you know who I am?".
And me, being the witty person I am, says, "Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to be star stuck?"
And he instantly falls madly in love with me. EVEN THOUGH I have a cart full of diapers and formula, and wrinkly flabby new mom skin.
I can dream, can't I?
So I am burping Charlotte last night, and Beeps comes over, and asks Charlotte if she is going to puke on me.
Charlotte picks just then to let out a hellacious burp.
"No," I say. "She is just going to burp. Like a lady. No spitting up going on here."
And I go back to watching my show, but Bekah is still intently fixed on her sister. And then I hear her whispering.
"Puke on mom, Charlie. Puke on mom."
Everyone is against me!